This comment actually comes from a friend of mine, but I got such a kick out of it I asked her if I could share it here and she said sure!
Last night ...
Ashlind: Mom, you know that combine I got from Santa?
Ashlind: Well, it says 'made in china.' Not the north pole.
Ashlind: Well, what do you have to say about that?
Me: Santa can't make all the toys. He has to buy some.
Ashlind: How? Someone would recognize him in the store with that bigwhite beard.
Me: Well that's why he has helpers who do the shopping.
Ashlind: Like who?
Me: Just people. I don't really know very many of them.
Ashlind: I know two of them, but I can't tell you