"I missed you honey."
"I missed you too."
"You are starting to look beautiful again." Said while making a sweet, innocent face.
"You mean that I wasn't looking beautiful?" Said expectantly that the answer would be something along the lines of..."That came out all wrong...".
"Are you trying to make me feel good or what?"
"I was trying to say something nice."
"You might want to work on that." Said before returning to care for the home we share!