Interesting Comment

For several reasons I have comment moderation enabled on this blog.  One of those reasons is personal and the other is to avoid comments like the following one.  I receive the comments in my email where I can choose to publish or reject.  This one was too long and WEIRD to publish, but I saved it in my email because I was getting a kick out of it.  Today I decided to share it with you...

The first line is the kicker!!

I know a way to save more on toilet paper than any coupon or special. This covers all the bases = saves you money, helps the environment, helps your health, makes you feel better, it's so easy to do and it costs less than $50.00; Save money and the Earth and be clean at the same time! Add Bathroom Bidet Sprayers to all your bathrooms. I think Dr. Oz on Oprah said it best: "if you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper, would you? You'd wash it off” Available at www.bathroomsprayers.com with these you won't even need toilet paper any more, just a towel to dry off! Don’t worry, you can still leave some out for guests and can even make it the soft stuff without feeling guilty. It's cheap and can be installed without a plumber; and runs off the same water line to your toilet. You'll probably pay for it in a few months of toilet paper savings. As for water use a drought is always a concern and must be dealt with prudently but remember the water use of industrial users far exceeds the water use of household users and in the case of toilet paper manufacture it is huge. The pollution and significant power use from that manufacturing process also contributes to global warming so switching to a hand bidet sprayer and lowering your toilet paper use is very green in multiple ways.

This commentor's name was David.  My question to David is, how in the world did you find my little blog and what in the world possessed you to write a comment?  This goes a long way toward proving my theory that some people have WAY TOO MUCH TIME on their hands!!  Sadly, David was probably hired by Bathroom Bidet Sprayers to sift through the internet and post this comment on my blog and any others that were mentioning saving money!
Another good reason to enable blog comment moderation!
P.S. This is not a joke...I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!


princessdiva said...

So, what, not even going to give the little bidet a try?? Think of all the extra money you could save?? Maybe he was from Europe? I'm a toilet paper kind of girl, no matter what--I did not like that feeling when I had to use the little bottles after the babies were born, and sure I would not like it now either!! By the way the clutches are so cute! Hope the sewing endeavor is going well!

Janelle Wensler said...

So I usually don't comment but that one is great!! I laughed and laughed! I think you were just the lucky one because he didn't post anything on frugals blog or at least she hasn't shared that one yet! Lucky you! But if you don't mind I still would like to use toilet paper at your house :)

Anonymous said...

That cracks me up. I really enjoy the part about a drought. Some people have too much time on their hands. They obviously aren't mothers! :)


Becky said...

This so wouldn't work at my house. The boys would squirt each other and my daycare kids would be getting drinks out of it. HAHA
Weird weird comment!!!